SNEEZING SUCKS

I am sick of sneezing. I have been sneezing non-stop for the past 72 hours. This has been a most unpleasant experience.

I have tried numerous remedies. Cold pills. Allergy pills. Nasal drops. You name it. I have tried it. Right now, I am a walking, talking pharmacy. If you have a prescription to be filled, one can bet I am the man to fill it.

Unfortunately for you, my pills will likely not be the cure to what ails you. For, I am still sneezing. In fact, I have sneezed twice since I started typing this little memo.

I will now go saw off my nose. I figure the problems it will cause will be far less annoying then what I am currently going through at the moment.