THIS, SUPRISINGLY, DID NOT HAPPEN IN WACO

We have hit the trifecta! Mention of three separate nude/porn shops, a trailer park and a cop-assisted suicide! That's right, kids, it's TRAILER TRASH TIME!

Of course, one can easily determine this did not happen in Waco. If it did, the cops never would have tried to reason with the lady. Here in Waco, the PO-lice would have just dropped about 20 caps in her crazy ass and then gone out for beers.