THE OFFICIAL DONNA COUNT - UPDATE

For those who do not know, I have this secretary who has turned missing days of work into an art form. Her powers to avoid a day of work here and there is downright awe-inspiring. It's something that should be encouraged and celebrated. So, here it is, the official Donna count. Check back often for updates.

Days of work missed since June 21, 2006: 7

Latest "reason" for missing work: Donna is on vacation. A normal scenario until one discovers where Donna is going on vacation. Our fearless secretary is going to Graceland for the weekend. Yes. Nothing more really needs to be said.

Bravo, Donna, bravo.