Monday, July 17, 2006

THE OFFICIAL DONNA COUNT - UPDATE

For those who do not know, I have this secretary who has turned missing days of work into an art form. Her powers to avoid a day of work here and there is downright awe-inspiring. It's something that should be encouraged and celebrated. So, here it is, the official Donna count. Check back often for updates.

Days of work missed since June 21, 2006: 4

Latest "reason" for missing work: Apparently, to coincide with the fact four of our co-workers are out today, a migraine has set in and she is unable to do any work whatsoever. Those headaches can be a real bitch.

2 Comments:

At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My question is, why the hell are you in the office at 8:18am when 4 of your co-workers are off today? Come on Collins, when the hell did you become so damn motivated?

 
At 11:00 AM, Blogger Mike said...

The post times are pacific time; therefore, I posted at 10:20 a.m. when I arrived at the office. So don't worry, I am far from motivated.

 

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