THE WEATHER IN CRESTED BUTTE, COLORADO...

Is currently 68 degrees and sunny, which means I am getting the heck out of Waco for a few days to enjoy some normal weather.

Alas, this will take me away from the wonderful sights and sounds of Waco, Texas; which, in the last week, have included spectacular mullets, arm wrestling matches on pool tables and my complete dominance in the competitive sports of two-on-two basketball and shuffleboard.

Exciting tales indeed; unfortunately, I have not had the time to write about them since I have actually been forced to do some work this week. Stupid man.

I will just cut down the stories by saying I have many rules in life; and, two of them are do not arm wrestle others at a pool table in the middle of a bar and do not be clean in the front with a party in the back. Needless to say, I saw several instances where these rules were broken. I would have taken pictures; however, the pure shock and awe of my surroundings probably would have caused my camera to break.

As for Crested Butte, it's off to meet the brother, the brother's wife and the mom for a little rest and relaxation. I would blog from there as well; but, tales of me sitting on a chair with a fishing line for seven straight days would probably be a bit on the mundane side. If the brother gets a little to tipsy and falls in the river, I will make sure to let everyone know.

So, until next time, try not to get drunk, drive, watch porn, begin masturbating and crash; because, it happens. Stay safe, people...