THE OFFICIAL DONNA COUNT - UPDATE

For those who do not know, I have this secretary who has turned missing days of work into an art form. Her powers to avoid a day of work here and there is downright awe-inspiring. It's something that should be encouraged and celebrated. So, here it is, the official Donna count. Check back often for updates.

Days of work missed since June 21, 2006: 4.5

Latest "reason" for missing work: It's been awhile since the last Donna Count; however, we are pleased to announce it has returned. The ol' secretary missed a half day of work for a plethora of reasons today, including errands that seemed to take three hours and her daughter's emergency dentist appointment. Did I mention her daughter is 25 years old? I should dock another half day because I had to run around the office trying to make change for a $20 since I had to sell a media guide to some guy since she was not available.

Oh, and to nobody's surpise, the boss is not in today.